let me lasso the moon for you

Dear almost perfect Dress,

If only you had not disappointed me and had fit my boobies. You were nearly perfection. I had gone into h&m with the design of finding a dress for my up and coming graduation. You see, I had been looking all day and then you appeared. It was as if you were pre-destined for me but as I tried you on in the dressing room, tragedy struck. Oh well, Dress, it was a lovely to know you no matter how short lived. I'll never forget you.

Love,
Alex

p.s. Dress you should suggest to h&m to do online shopping for the United States. We would have been reunited had I lived in Sweden. I regret to inform you that our alliance will end with this incredibly weird blog post. Forgive me.