letters to ______

dear burglar,

you suck. you really really suck. i leave to get groceries (should i really be punished for going out to buy hot pockets and lemonade? decidedly not) and when i come back you came by without even leaving a note. how rude. you didn't even say hello to annalise, who would have listened to music with you if you had asked. but no, you had to steal my harddrive, my ipod, even my headphones. so now you're roaming around campus bopping to my k-pop with my own damn hot pink headphones. not cool. really. not cool. what are you a fracking ninja? how did you get in? of course, the one day that i leave my door unlocked (and i'm a new yorker. i never do that) you come in quiet as a mouse and steal my belongings. you have a lot of nerve. you unplugged my doctor who episode--my harddrive--i was in the middle. so now i can't even finish because you took it. you denied me david tennant. not cool.

plus i had to interact with the po-po's. what exactly does, "do you have any fives?" mean. "fives" what is fives?! police jargon is interesting. but really, burglar, i'd appreciate it if you walk around campus with my stuff so i can relish in turning you in. i mean i doubt that you're really smart so i'll just wait. thanks for making my evening. thanks for making my housemates nervous. thanks for being such an upstanding citizen (you klepto).

you suck
love,
alex

time flies but my heart stands still

one month. one month. one month.

enough of that. today I got back some comments from my professor regarding my outline. I am now panicked. apparently I lack proficiency in the English language which really sucks. I don't know how on earth I am to write 15 pages on a subject that doesn't particularly interest me. this will be my last conference paper of my collegiate career. aja aja fighting.

let me lasso the moon for you

Dear almost perfect Dress,

If only you had not disappointed me and had fit my boobies. You were nearly perfection. I had gone into h&m with the design of finding a dress for my up and coming graduation. You see, I had been looking all day and then you appeared. It was as if you were pre-destined for me but as I tried you on in the dressing room, tragedy struck. Oh well, Dress, it was a lovely to know you no matter how short lived. I'll never forget you.

Love,
Alex

p.s. Dress you should suggest to h&m to do online shopping for the United States. We would have been reunited had I lived in Sweden. I regret to inform you that our alliance will end with this incredibly weird blog post. Forgive me.

flowers bloom where my love shines

Sarah Lawrence is beautiful this time of year. I wanted to share. =)

be my only

this is my thank you poem (of sorts)

i love how we all laugh
at a-b-s-o-l-u-t-e-l-y nothing.
it is our randomness
that makes me smile
while i procrastinate writing
a paper on poetry.
always.

frost. pound. williams.
this is just to say
i have not eaten
the plums
in the icebox
because that would be
cruel.

stanzas, words, punctuation
blends into our laugh lines
as i attach my heart on
my red bow
wearing it proudly
as one would wear
Darcy breeches.
love.


forgive my attempt at poetry. lots of love, always.

if only I were a poet...

I'd write lyrical sayings with little hearts in formats that will confuse people but will always make sense to me.

I need to stop avoiding the inevitable and face up to reality. That no, I am not a poet. But I can be whatever I want to be...but just...what is that?

I've been watching a drama (like always) but this one is so particularly fetching that I'm even watching it without subtitles. For shame, for shame.

Did you know the Chinatown ice-cream factory has a dan-tat (egg cream) flavor? It's tasty.

may the force be with...

Use that force YODA!

Fariha found this genius website...and so I couldn't resist. My name just fits perfectly...

May the Alex be with you.

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